framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

tagged: #omg #queue're adorable

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

tagged: #this is my fave

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

me and xkit guy bf

meatbicyclevevo:

me: bby ur hands r so cold

bf: there i fixed it

mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

Everything is blurry but Harry Styles.

tagged: #how the world should be

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

tagged: #same

gerardwaystwitter:

It’s not even September and tumblr’s already like SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MEMES SHOVE CANDY CORN UP MY ASS TIME TO CHANGE MY THEME TO A REAL LIFE SKELETON

tagged: #same

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

swlft:

i hope Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t apologise tbh i hope she says what a wrong and disgusting thing it was that someone hacked her and stole her private photos

  • me: I should go shower now
    (five minutes later)
    (another five minutes later)
    (yet another five minutes later)
    (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower